Monday, July 30, 2007

Vending Machine Conundrum



Vending Machine Conundrum

The vending machine at Hodes seems to be in a randy mood this week.
I walked by it and saw a box of Entemann's mini chocolate cookies stuck right above the recieving compartment. Apparently it had fallen from the top shelf and landing perfectly square and wedging itself against the corner of the machine.

What's funnier is that I came back later and saw a pack of mixed nuts on top of the cookie box. It was the classic conundrum of The Lady or the Tiger. Do I choose a snack on the far side, knowing it will escape the snack trap in the other corner, or do I do something good for my fellow coworkers and try to dislodge the snacks by getting something heavier to fall on top of it?

So, I put in my 85cents and chose G5, hoping my can of diet pepsi would fall on top of the snacks. It popped out and landed on top of the pile, but no dice.

I had failed, becoming yet another victim of the Vending machine. Of course, I wasn't about to shame myself further by putting up a sticky note with my name and phone extension on it asking the vending machine owner to kindly remit my snack or my 85cents. Sometimes in life, you just simply have to walk away and leave your ego behind. And that's what I did.

Vending machine links:

Police close to solving vending machine deaths

Vending machine accidents

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Steam pipe explosion in NY


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Last night started off as a normal commute home as I walked out of work and started to head to the subway. All of a sudden I saw everyone turning around and rushing back towards me and then I heard a lady yell "There's been an explosion!"

I immediately started to run back as did everyone else. I can't begin to explain the true horror involved when you see hundreds of people running away like that. We've all seen footage from 9/11 on the television, but to actually be there in the middle of it was one of the scariest things I've experienced in my lifetime.

I know it seemed foolish at the time, but I stopped a block away because I wanted to know what I was running away from. As I turned around, I saw smoke rising towards the Chrysler building. I later found out it was steam but at that moment none of us out on the streets knew anything. There was a loud rumble that never stopped and it sounded like a building coming down. My initial thought, which I'm sure was shared by everyone else was this may have been a terrorist attack.

Everyone was on their cell phones and I immediately got on mine and tried to call Amy but I couldn't get through. I got on my slingbox on my Treo to try to access the news channels, but at that point no one had been covering it yet. Luckily after about 10 minutes we got word that there had been a steam pipe explosion.

The responders came in full force, seemingly from every direction and I have to say how organized and in their urgency, how calm they seemed to be.

After talking to Amy to let her know I was OK, I decided to walk up to 59th and Lex, since surely subways going in and out of Grand Central had stopped running.

It was all very eerie, walking down the middle of streets that you know on any other day would have been packed with traffic. I passed abandoned buses and storefronts. I think the jolt of adrenaline I got earlier was beginning to wear off, as I felt extremely sluggish now.

I made it to the subway stop and made it home safe and sound.

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Monday, July 16, 2007

To Bryant, With Love....

Last night Amy and I went to the Bryant Park Film Festival, where they were showing To Sir With Love. They opened up the lawn at 5pm for the 9pm movie. Amy was able to snag us a spot on the lawn, although we ended up near the back. I got there around 5:45pm and the lawn was already filled up.


You can't lay down any plastic tarps or bring chairs or tables onto the lawn. Luckily we had the correct gear, although I found myself a little envious of the people sitting on the sides and near the back in real chairs. The official website says there are 4000 chairs available in the park.

I think if you go to one of these outdoor film festivals expecting the usual amenities of an indoor theater, you are going to be disappointed. You really have to go with the mindset that you like the idea of sitting outside on the ground surrounded by lot's of people and then as an added bonus, they show a movie.

Here's what I liked:

There's a sandwich shop on the grounds called Witchcraft. They will take your order right there on the lawn. They give you a balloon with a number on it, so they can find you later. we opted to get Chipotle and Cosi, but I might have to get in on this "lawn-side service" next time.

I love the park setting itself. In front of us is a big projection screen. Behind us is the New York Public Library. All around us are towering buildings hunching over staring down on us, and all the while, a row of trees surround us to muffle out the crazy distractions of city life.

I like using the four hours of waiting to relax, de-stress and chat with people. Almost like going to a baseball game, except lying down. I got to meet Amy's friend Anne and her husband. They joined us around 8:30pm and they brought cookies and strawberries. Good job Amy's friends!

At one point an announcement was made about a lost kid with an orange shirt and his mother waiting for him by the library. It was kind of sad and I'm sure the mother was freaking out. About five minutes later, we saw a kid with an orange shirt being escorted by Park Security to the back of the lawn. The crowd cheered and applauded the kid's safe return. I predict this incident will inspire parents to keep a closer eye on their young, as well as spark a surge on sales of orange shirts at the Gap.


Here's what I didn't like:

The smell of pot wafting through the air. It's TO SIR WITH LOVE, not THE WALL.
I actually don't mind the smell of pot, it just felt very uncreative to me, as if the pot smokers couldn't think of a million other places to go to light up.

I didn't like the people sitting next to me laying down a plastic trash bag (which is not allowed) to sit on and then proceeded to spill soda on it. My sixth sense picked up on the fact that they would try to let the soda run off the plastic and in doing so, unknowingly have it aimed directly at me, which is exactly what happened. That's what happens when liquid runs off the corner of something. It finds you. YOU.

The sound quality of the movie was not very good. The volume was too low and the sound system was just not set up to handle the acoustics of the park. I expected a little more considering HBO was sponsoring this.

When the movie finished, everyone dispersed, but you could still find many couples rolling around on the grass making out. I found myself having to carefully negotiate a path around some of these lovebirds, which brings me to my conclusion...

In life, don't let anyone step on you, even if you're locking lips with your honey in the supine position.

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Look! Up in the sky!


It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a Superman bobble head!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

LIC Boom Boom


Fireworks 3, originally uploaded by thenugespeaks.

Do you remember how you spent your last fourth of July? Last year, Amy, me and my good friend Jeff watched the fireworks over the East River on the Manhattan side of New York.

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This year, I wanted to do something a little different, so Amy, my friend Nora, and I ventured into Long Island City, a wonderful up and coming area just directly across from the river in Queens and just a short 10 minute train ride from Astoria.

We had a great dinner at a nearby Irish Pub (Fish and Chips, ahoy!) and then walked a couple of blocks to the river. There were a lot of people already camped out, but no where near the number of people across the river last year.

I was so excited to see the fireworks from this vantage point that I found myself doing a cartwheel down the sidewalk as we walked to the piers. Then it started to rain. Damn. That cartwheel I did must have summoned the rain gods or something. So up went our umbrellas, and we stood there waiting, and dodging other umbrellas threatening to poke our eyes out. (Umbrellas indeed are one of the most dangerous things man has invented).

As flashbacks of Hal Daub canceling Halloween on a cold October night in Nebraska, I got the same sickening feeling that our independence celebration would be all washed up. Pun intended.

Than the rain turned into a light drizzle and the cannons fired. The crowd roared with cheers and Long Island City lit up with red, white and blue.

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Red, White and Blue In Astoria Park





Friday, June 29th

Me, Amy and Nora ventured down to Astoria Park to listen to the Tommy Dorsey band.

My typical running path takes me down to the Park, where it's vibrant with locals gazing out onto the river and the scenic view of Manhattan. When we got there, what really surprised me were the number of people there.

We made it in time to listen to only a few songs, but the band went out with a bang, literally, as the first of many fireworks lit up the eastern sky.

The display was really impressive, rivaling what I expected every 4th of July in Nebraska, and it wasn't even the fourth yet!

Here's a link to Nora's eyewitness account and some more photos